Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Ode to Pizza


Delicious pizza, with your crust crunchy or soft, thick or thin,

When I take a bite of you, my stomach knows you’re a win.


Although you’re not the healthiest choice,

You make people around the world rejoice.


Your blanket of melted sauce and cheese against your warm, tender crust

Puts my soul to rest, and makes my stomach lust


For your mouth-watering taste.

In America, a box of you will never go to waste.


Though some people grimace at your greasy, bubbling facade

They don’t know what they’re missing – in heaven they have never trod.



Image: http://www.livefitdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/006-Cheese-Pizza-Slice-Oct-.gif

Ode to Hot Dogs



An ode to hot dogs and all their might
That start with a sizzle on the grill at night
The cold meat browns to a perfect crisp
While your stomach starts to turn at something you can’t resist
People around begin to form a crowd
Like ants storming around a mound
The buns are toasted and cheese melts on some
The ketchup and mustard when it’s finally done
Now it’s time to sit down and relax
Nothing like a hot dog before summer is past

Monday, January 30, 2012

Food Ode


Ode to the Hot Pocket
The sole content of my kitchen closet
Though i burn my finger on your microwave plate
Us being together was written by fate
You may set fire to my mouth
But you are first in my heart, even before the couch
I proudly wear you stain on my shirt
Because i know we were meant for each other since birth
My dietitian makes me lie
But the truth is, you will be the one with who I die.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Ode To Pies

The Pie is a scrumptious dessert
Sometimes i eat, so much that it hurts
Its flaky crust compliments
the gooey flavor that needs no condiments
except maybe ice cream
with which it tastes like a dream
whether eating with family happily,
or eating alone messily
pie cures all my woes
and makes me want to hunt does

-Liam Fistos (my blogger account wasn't working so i used Lucas')

Ode To New York City Pizza


New York Pizza, you are the best
Whether you have gummi worms or chicken breast.

With 2 dollars I can get a slice
Of something really, really, nice.

I can eat you any day of the week
I can eat you in rain, snow, or sleet.

Your cheesy crust, and tomato paste
I eat you with very limited haste

O New York Pizza you are the best
You fill me up with infinite jest

Ode to Pie


Oh the taste of pie, what more could there be
Than that sweet indulgence and inner victory

It's sweet, gooey and comforting way
Is guaranteed to brighten anyone's day

From pumpkin to cherry to delicious peach cobbler,
We all know that pie is quite the gobbler

On any occasion, it will make you smile,
And convince any party to stay for a while

I love you delicious pie, please never go away
Because you will be my friend anytime of the day

Ode to Apple Pie


As American as apple pie, they say

There’s nothing like it in the world today.


It is great on any day of the week,

The perfect dessert, it is oh so sweet.


In America, we say we’re the best,

Apple pie sure helps our cause, none the less.


It has apples, so I claim it’s healthy,

To eat it, you don’t need to be wealthy.


And so to end my ode, I’ll again say,

There’s nothing like it in the world today.




Image source: http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID3253/images/applepie.jpg



Ode to the Cheeseburger



Oh cheeseburger, how I love you so.
Tender and juicy, you make my eyes glow.

The way your cheese melts all over the bun,
Just one bite, and our love has begun.

At the drive-through we meet again.
When paired with a coke, your taste is a ten.

McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King
It's amazing, all of the smiles you bring.

Unfortunately our love is forbidden,
So I must not confess, and keep you hidden.

photo cred: http://robduncan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/bigmac.jpg

Ode to Apple Pie



The best of all pies, apple pie,

Without you, we would rather die


Fruity, tangy, delicious and sweet

A taste that cannot be beat


Easy to serve, warm from the oven,

A bite out of the food in heaven


Crumbly, soft, and sometimes chewy

Straight from the oven, you are gooey


If one hasn’t, definitely give it a try

It is something you must, I won’t lie

Ode to the Twinkie


Twinkie Twinkie, sweet cream puff.

Even a million are not enough.


Your golden outsides drive me insane

I swear your insides contain cocaine.


Or some other addictive substance

Because every minute with you is sweet indulgence.


I don’t care if you give me a heart attack

You are a most delicious snack.


Deep fried or normal, anything will do

As long as it’s just me and you.


I don’t care what people say

Coming home to you is the best part of my day.


photo credit: http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2012/01/37e7aac7a8b20891b4c0f2127686dce2.jpg